Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Sniplet 5. untitled

xander lifted up a special child animal creatue to give to his beloved daughter. :sevvie i have a special pep for you. i hope it will be your friend!!" 
sevvie looked upon this creature not impressed. "what is this dad? it is just a sheep" 
"no my child, it is geep. half goat, half sheep, all geep."
"Oh okay cook. cn it do anything rad?" 
'child it is merely bit self cool. look at it." 
sevvie looked into her new pets knowing, loving, and gentle eyes nad in them she saw this cosmos. truly this was a special pet indeed. "thank you father." she took huim from her father and papped him. "come on new friend, your hna shall be noodles. we will have a good friend time" 
sevvie dressed little noodles man up in am jestic suit of armor and took him to the table where ms. bitey, xaq, prambleframlb,e and tje egg man were sitting already, dressed in their costumes. she poured them tea and the nsat down. 'alright my friends. we have gathered here today to discuss the invsion. we will destroy uldok once and for all! who has good ideas?" none of the mspoke, and sevvie bit a biscuit. 'come on edo i have to do everything for once again? don'tany of you guys have any goo deias?" 
noodles bleated and kicked the sausers ofver as he danced around the table. "noodles no. you are not a good pet. father lied to me." she picked up noodles and put him in the gad zon, where her father put her when she did nicd things, like being kind t oothers, sharing, and needelepoint. but in this case, noodles was truly a bad egg child. sevvie was very disapoint in hi,. 
sevvie sat back down. 'no i think if we attaqck the paklace , we shot the laser down, ten thousand lazer,s all at once! we will kill everyone inthe palace! bang! bomg! big wexplitions!" 
xaq was unpleaped. he yalped 'my dear beloved sevvie!!! how we we shall do this? this is too mnay lazers! we only have fouir."
sevvue kiijed over at her four lazers. they were good but not enough. true. xaq had a point as he wlays did. "what about we trhen shoot lazers at their eyes and then they cannot eee! then we wil lrun in and kil them!" 
"But how will we kill them mty dear child sevvie my child i love!" yelped zaq again. "you are mereply a cghi!" 
sevvie fron. "ur right. then we will make a big goil egg-" 
zaq pointed to noodles."his time is up, my darling child!" 
sevvie took noodles from the bad zon. she placed him on the table and give him a pap. "good boy nw noodles. good boy." 
ms bitey bites promblefromble.
illiam knocked on gth edoor. "hi honey it me, your dad. can i come in?" 
"yeah dad. come in. she pointed him to the smallest chair. sit down, have sojme team dad.' illiam sit down to have the taeap. delifous!!! 
illiam papped. "my sdaughter sevvue, what you atalreing talking about?" 
'we are going to kill the empress and her boyfriend just like you and dad always pan to do." explain sevvbie. "we are planning and we are drinking tea."
iliam papped noodles. "who is this man. whty is it fluf"
"dad says he geep. half sheep, half goat. he is not a godo pet. dad's pets are very untrained. as if to provessevvie';s point ms bitey bit illiam. bad dog.
sevvie smiles as she paps her child pets. "xaq is the best pet. thank you for coming and being my friend xaq."
xaq yeleped,. "i woudl do anything for you mistress! i love you!" 
sevvie paps sqae.d "i love u too zqed." 
iliam papas sevvie. "Well dear i want to hear about your plans. maybe your father and iwill realyl put the minto mitino. i'm so hjappy you want to follow in our footsteps arepdeady. you are a good evil child." 
she pap him and he pap her. the end.

Author's Notes: In my original author's notes for the story, I explained beforehand that I wrote it sleep deprived and didn't fix any typos or erase anything, no matter how ridiculous. This story is... certainly something special. Also, potentially the introduction of Sevvie's pets.
We have had 6 sniplets so far, and only two of them were not about the xanfam. Good lord

Length: 681 words?
Date: November 7th, 2014

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